May 22

The day you get to slap someone head and say, “I like ya cut g” the amount of times their age is.

It’s almost may 22, you know what that means!

by Smart Italian 302 October 16, 2020

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May 1st

May 1st is national send booty pics day!

Person 1: "It's May 1st! Happy national send booty pics day!"
Person 2: "happy national send booty pics day!" *Sends a booty pic to person 1*
Person 1: "awww thanks"

by Bootypics April 18, 2020

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May 7

RED'S BIRTHDAYYY

you may not know who red is but
wish him a happy birthday
he deserves it

Person 1: Hey Its May 7
Person 2: Yeah so?
Person 1: Its Red's birthday
Person 2: OH! really? I forgot,

by Pink,, May 7, 2020

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27 may

My partners bday

its 27 may i love them

by imgayuwu December 11, 2021

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This is the day the most cool rice people are born. If you were born on this day then you are super smart, funny, kind, and a pretty fire trumpet player. You are a great listener and make everybody smile. Although, you should probably listen to your girlfriend when she tells you to not do parkour and spin scissors on your finger.

BillyBob: "Have you met Jack? Hes the most guccicalifragilistic guy EVER!"

Tommy: "Well hes born on May 3rd so..."

Billy Bob: "Oh, that makes sense."

by cool_rice December 13, 2019

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May 9th

The best person is born! He/she is the most amazing friend to have they are handsome/gorgeous and they will do anything with you to have fun and be cute

Person 1: Friends?
Person 2: were you born on May 9th
Person 1: yea ofc

Person 2: perfect sure

by Bochl October 26, 2019

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