One who cares about others and shows how determined on something they see and sticking with their own way and style of doing things even when when they're down in the dumps and always have a bit of pride
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"Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘I am the LORD your God...'"
You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the LORD your God.
‘No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD.
- Leviticus 18
You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the LORD your God.
‘No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD.
- Leviticus 18
by Sacreum July 23, 2024
Get the I am the LORD mug.Master val is of a man who struggled for Years to get his masters but upon being pushed back and haveing every conceivable roadblock. He prevailed and obtained his master's. Becoming known as Master Val. Lord of art and maps. Its a fitting tital
Person A. Woah who is that over there !
Person B. Thats Master Val. LORD of art and maps
Person A. Woah really?!?
Person B. He is a chad of the maps
Person B. Thats Master Val. LORD of art and maps
Person A. Woah really?!?
Person B. He is a chad of the maps
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Get the oh my lord mug.As Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued their travels, they heard rumors of an evil force that threatened to destroy the land. The rumors spoke of a powerful being named Sauron, who had gathered an army of fearsome creatures to do his bidding.
Knowing that they had to act fast, the trio set out to confront Sauron and put a stop to his plans.
As they journeyed through the dark forests and treacherous mountains, each member of the team honed their powers. Malte's skill with a sword became sharper than ever, Vilmer's love for pulled pork provided him with incredible strength, and Johan's connection to the power of the Onion allowed him to see into the future and predict Sauron's next moves.
Finally, they reached Sauron's stronghold, a massive fortress that stood high atop a mountain. The trio prepared for battle, drawing upon their individual strengths to overcome the dark lord's minions.
As they stormed the fortress, Malte charged forward, his sword flashing in the light of the setting sun. Vilmer followed close behind, fueled by his love for pulled pork, and laid waste to the enemy forces with his sheer strength.
Knowing that they had to act fast, the trio set out to confront Sauron and put a stop to his plans.
As they journeyed through the dark forests and treacherous mountains, each member of the team honed their powers. Malte's skill with a sword became sharper than ever, Vilmer's love for pulled pork provided him with incredible strength, and Johan's connection to the power of the Onion allowed him to see into the future and predict Sauron's next moves.
Finally, they reached Sauron's stronghold, a massive fortress that stood high atop a mountain. The trio prepared for battle, drawing upon their individual strengths to overcome the dark lord's minions.
As they stormed the fortress, Malte charged forward, his sword flashing in the light of the setting sun. Vilmer followed close behind, fueled by his love for pulled pork, and laid waste to the enemy forces with his sheer strength.
Meanwhile, Johan used his powers to predict Sauron's movements, giving his companions an edge in battle. But Sauron was no easy foe to defeat, and the trio knew that they needed to work together if they were to succeed.
Malte and Vilmer fought bravely, taking on Sauron's minions one by one. Johan, meanwhile, used his powers to find the weak points in Sauron's defenses, allowing his companions to strike critical blows against the dark lord.
Finally, after a fierce battle that lasted for hours, the trio emerged victorious. Sauron lay defeated, his army in ruins. The land was saved from his evil grip, and Malte, Vilmer, and Johan stood triumphant.
As they basked in their victory, the trio knew that their unique powers had been key to their success. Each had played a vital role in the battle, and they knew that their bond would continue to grow stronger with each new challenge they faced.
And so, with the threat of Sauron vanquished, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued on their adventures, fighting for justice and protecting the land from all who would do it harm.
Malte and Vilmer fought bravely, taking on Sauron's minions one by one. Johan, meanwhile, used his powers to find the weak points in Sauron's defenses, allowing his companions to strike critical blows against the dark lord.
Finally, after a fierce battle that lasted for hours, the trio emerged victorious. Sauron lay defeated, his army in ruins. The land was saved from his evil grip, and Malte, Vilmer, and Johan stood triumphant.
As they basked in their victory, the trio knew that their unique powers had been key to their success. Each had played a vital role in the battle, and they knew that their bond would continue to grow stronger with each new challenge they faced.
And so, with the threat of Sauron vanquished, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued on their adventures, fighting for justice and protecting the land from all who would do it harm.
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