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jonny monk

A Jonny Monk is an unfortunate fellow of whom gets intimidated by his dominant and often aggressive girlfriend. It is not uncommon for the poor fellow to receive physical abuse from his female such as slapping and punching to the face.
Jonny monk: I’m sorry for forgetting your name please don’t hurt me
Female: *slaps him round the face hard* we’re done

Jonny monk: It’s all my fault, I love you!!

Female: Don’t touch me, I’m gonna shag my ex!!
Jonny monk: punches wall until his hand bleeds
by Isaac Gabriel Smith April 2, 2020
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Jonny Graham

A Jonny Graham is usually a sexy Jew who has an amazing pair of moobs along with an unreal and unbeatable ass
by Sexymoddafucka April 30, 2020
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Jonny Shine

(also known as JonELf) The coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that' a lot, and will bring breakfast to your room every morning
hey, did your day go?
Ah, it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room
sounds like a real Jonny Shine
by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020
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johnyong

A gay married Korean couple from ' NCT'
Who had about 21 kids

Example : Johnny Seo + Lee TAEYONG
JohnYong is such a cute parents
by 127squad December 1, 2020
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johnayla

Johnayla is a pretty girl with dark brown eyes.she’s funny energetic but also shy when she meets new people. She does not know how to stay off of social media .
Johnayla is very Charming
by Bxby_girl December 31, 2020
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Jonny Dart

Being the most attractive man above 37 in your local town or village.
by Manim February 14, 2021
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jonny

Friends and family call him Jonny, coworkers/colleagues call him Jon. At his best when he is tan, the tanner the better! Highly allergic to cats, but will risk it for the right person from time to time. Collector of toys he will never play with and comics he will never read. He likes to think he is dark and mysterious, but you can see right into him if you really look.

Huge heart, family first, beautiful person inside and out. SEXY AF...JUST SAYIN
Jonny is the man!
by CFGURRL January 26, 2021
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