Jess

Jess (noun)
A rare and elite human being. Known for being an absolute legend, effortlessly cool, and a certified hot chick without even trying.
Someone whose presence instantly lifts the mood of a room. Loyal, hilarious, and naturally beautiful inside and out.
Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause admiration, laughter, and mild obsession.

I just spent an entire night with Jess and I think some legendary magic rubbed off on me.

by Brian Bman December 31, 2025

Jessed

Pronounced jeh-seed. It means to pass wind so hardly that the entire room smells foul

I was winning the game. Making my way to the goal, i heard a massive rip in front of me. Jesse had jessed. And there went the game. Frick you, Jesse!

by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 25, 2026

jeff/jess

weird, odd, clueless, swears to god they're funny.

that guy/girl is so jeff/jess.

by i hav a jeff/jess in mii life July 14, 2009

myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.

See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.

by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012

Party Jess

Somebody who is present at the party, but refuses to put down their laptop.

Look out - we've got a Party Jess over in the corner.

by ScottyMo91 July 31, 2016

Not Jess

Means any person named Jess or Jessica will not do anything you try and make her do.

Patch - " Hey Jess pass me the ketchup."
Jess - " Not Jess."

by Yung Patch November 25, 2016

The Jesse Effect

When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:

Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion

Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not

Sudden mental retardation

Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."

by creampie6969 July 3, 2017