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Toe Jam Ram

The act of the repeatedly fucking your girl in her pussy with your left big toe until she’s unconscious
Dude, I toe jam rammed Barbara all night. Now she won’t call me back.
by TAMcNasty March 30, 2019
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willy jam

Painful and infrequently-used climbing move, the level of difficulty of which is only surpassed by the admiration received upon retelling in public house at end of day.
"I was holding a sandwich in one hand, and an eagle bit off my other arm. I had no choice but to do a willy jam."
by Scribe January 14, 2004
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Tickle jam

When a female excretes a sticky jam like substance from her lady lips when you tickle around the inside of her flaps
I stroked her lady lips until she gushed tickle jam
by Ham wedge July 24, 2022
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jam

jam is super cute and veryvery cool person! jam is super duper pretty and very sexy. jam thinks ian is cute (REALLY WEIRD BTW!!!) but its okay bcus i lov jam!! jam has a really smelly bf :puke: but its okay bcus she loves him lots so i have to be nice to him.
macie: "jam ur so cool and hot!"
ryan: "BACK OFF SHES MINE!"
macie: "no"
jam: "im so rich!"
by macelovesbitches January 15, 2022
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Camel Jam

When you have a hairy coochie and it has lint in the hair.
Her coochie was covered in camel jam.
by b.taylor July 31, 2020
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jam roly poly

When you and lady have sexual intercorse whilst on her period
Dude, we both had a jam roly poly last night. Finished it off with custard.
by Thedarpachief December 8, 2017
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Grape Jam

Francis W. Parker's Advanced Choral Ensemble, more infamously known as Grape Jam, is an audition-based choir for students with separation anxiety, a superiority complex, and worst of all, Theater Kids. Originated by Barbara "Sunnie" Hikawa and named after her favorite color, this group is known for singing at high profile events, notably the entrance to numerous stores on Michigan Avenue, a random open house for incoming Parker Freshman and Food Fest. Do you know what Food Fest is? Me neither.

Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.

They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.

Their native outfits include Purple.
Person 1: Where are you off to?

Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.

Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!

Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.
by kindasilliam November 5, 2020
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