Jake Paul

A fucking cunt who suck a cancerous cock and shoves it up his anal passage

Here comes Jake Paul

by Boi fight me April 9, 2019

Jake and Josh Hayes

They are two motherfuckers who take everyone for granted. They lie are manipulative. unpopular have no friends and don't know when to shave their pedo-staches. They are pussies. Talk shit but can't fight or act on what they say. Don't ever date them unless you want someone to control everything you do.

Jake and Josh:"You're a slut! So uh...wanna go out with me?"

Jake and Josh:"You're lonely as fuck! So uh...wanna go out with me?"

Beware of Jake and Josh Hayes they're Egyptian fucks!

by Kayluc22 April 12, 2019

Jake

Jake is the cutest, sweetest, most adorable guy you’ll ever meet. It would be extremely hard not to have a crush on him. If you’re friends, he will always be there for you. He always sticks up for people, and doesn’t even let his friends be rude about someone. He is super laid back, but also outgoing, funny, and smart. His smile is extremely adorable and his laugh is contagious. It’s hard to be sad around Jake.

Person 1: Hey see that guy over there? He’s extremely cute, don’t you think?
Person 2: Yeah he is, his name is probably Jake.

by hugallurfriends April 14, 2019

Jake Paul

Literal fucking cancer

Bob: I watch jake paul
Bob2: "commits suicide"

by Why_Oliver? September 5, 2019

Jake Paul

Id rather pour bleach into my eyes than watch his videos.

Holy shit Jake Paul`s videos made me we wanna put my head in a oven while drinking Clorox mixed with tide pods

by pseudonym is a dickhead September 22, 2019

Jake

A little bitch that likes to fuck around in school. No matter wat he will fucking bother you. And he will transfer to a red neck by reading an urban dictionary of a redneck.

Jake is a fucking jerk when it comes to school. jk.

by 1234556678909000 September 23, 2019

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is cancer.

Nobody:
No one at all:
Jake Paul: WHAT IS UP JAKE PAULERS-!

by Metal Straw October 6, 2019