chase her own tail

Convincing a woman who is too good for you that she is not good enough for you. Making her jump through hoops when she has better offers on the table.

I plan to tell her to come over and talk to me some time if she is interested. She will chase her own tail for 20 minutes before some rich guy might send her a couple of martinis.

by cuteschoolgirl May 20, 2010

fluff-n-nut-her

also known as fluffer nutter

when a guy applies marshmallow fluff to his penis and has a girl suck it off until he climaxes, at which point he busts his nut all over her. hence the name "fluff-n-nut-her"

I asked maria if i could fluff-n-nut-her but she said only whores and sluts do that. shot downnnnn

by soclever September 12, 2011

bring him/her on screen

to bring on screen is a more polite way to say Facebook or Facebook stalk; a euphemism for online stalking

Me: I met a cute guy/girl at the party last night.
Tom: Bring him/her on screen.

by chchchchanning May 10, 2008

Letting her walk the dog

Allowing your girlfriend do whatever she wants with your dick.

My dick always comes home happy...so I'm going to continue letting her walk the dog.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

gushed her soul out

died from a terrible orgasm, collapsed like a pig who ate too much, wet the tampon

We went down on each other, then I fucked her until she gushed her soul out.

by Reek-the-Prick December 6, 2019

im trying crease her

Im tryna smash, Very rough to the point were shes creased

Vinnie: Bro shes fineeee

Tony: nigga im trying crease her

Vinnie: my NIGGA

by YFn Mario October 14, 2018

National eat her out day

25 of October is national eat her out day! Don’t be a 🐱 instead eat it!

National eat her out day is A day where your girlfriend is an all you can eat buffet

by Indianjah October 25, 2019