Stealing or ‘borrowing’ from corporate(chain) stores. They have more than enough money to make up for losses. DO NOT take from local Mom and Pop shops, asshole!
Sara: Hey wanna go ‘hang out’ in Macy’s??
Tiff: Ofc!! If it’s chain, it’s free reign!!
(In reality Sara and Tiff stealing from Macy’s bc F that company)
Tiff: Ofc!! If it’s chain, it’s free reign!!
(In reality Sara and Tiff stealing from Macy’s bc F that company)
by JusforGiggles May 18, 2022
A summer where a disenfranchised youth is free from the clutches of the evil babysitter known as Vicky, usually seen in the popular program, The Fairly OddParents.
Dude, my parents are finally taking me on vacation with them! It's gonna be a vicky free summer this year!
by IconicJV94 June 26, 2017
by Chan du man September 25, 2019
by Definitelynotabot June 15, 2019
Often refers to a request to take it up the ass. When unable to outright ask for it, a “free round of golf” can be used in lieu of asking for some quality butt stuff.
Patron: “You don’t want this wallet!”
Waitress: “I don’t take any man’s wallet unless it includes a free round of golf.”
Patron: “Deal!”
Waitress: “I don’t take any man’s wallet unless it includes a free round of golf.”
Patron: “Deal!”
by TDSMTD February 01, 2021
The art of improvisational masturbation
If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.
by Arsemunky September 02, 2016
In the 1973 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit song "Free Bird", vocalist Ronnie Van Zant sings the line "Lord knows I can't change". What he is referring to is the fact that he shit himself and cannot change his pants. This is a direct metaphor for the act of free thinking and rebelling against established authority, and was a hidden instruction regarding the challenge. The challenge, therefore, consists of shitting yourself while listening to the entire almost 10 minute song and not changing your pants until the song is over, or even longer if you can. Doing so will heighten your spiritual senses and leave you on a higher plane of thought and existence.
Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.
by jmason1352 May 15, 2021