douche-dar

Same as a Radar except picks up the doucheness in a human being. The average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards.

Ron: Aye hit this gilbey's vodka up cuddie.
Dylan: Na, my mom will smell it on me when i come home tomorrow.
Logan: I think im picking some one up on my douche-dar. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan.
Jack: Stuey ass Dylan.

by Ron Legit June 24, 2008

Douche of the day

Declaration of somebody acting in an idiotic and mischievous manner.

Oh, there goes James. Douche of the day!

by JamessssB January 20, 2009

Douche of the day

the person who makes the biggest arse of themselves during a day. often based on style, appearence, or actions.

balders got screamed at by a child, he wns douche of the day

by Jaaaaaaaammmessssssssssss! January 21, 2009

franken-douche

One that does the jive. Thin and green, which a bolt in his head...yet still manages to win the hearts of four lovely ladies.

Franken-douche is awesome

by CHEB302 March 8, 2009

douche choochery

Showing signs of being both a douche and a chooch at the same time.

Brad was such a drunk assclown at the party he was given a writ of douche choochery by a group of his peers.

by Rob Snow December 9, 2008

Douche Nazi

a person who is douche-esque; mean and tyrannical,spongy and assholic, like a Nazi, ergo, a douche Nazi

Clark: Hey Goldstein, my grandpa died in WWII
Billy: Really...I'm sorry man.
Clark: Yeah, he fell off the watch tower!
Billy: You're such a douche Nazi Clark...

by meatcube October 21, 2008

petrie douche

A petrie douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.

Dude, Joe is such a petrie douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!

by wrangerti December 4, 2013