Text crush

Person in real life who’s personality has been altered into someone better because of electronic messaging.

Friend: So who do you have a crush on?
Me: No one, really.
Friend: Oh, come on! There 'ought to be someone.
Me: Well, I have a text crush on this guy. He is a total jerk, but for some reason when I text him he is a totally different person.

by Amethyst Bandel September 4, 2016

dream crush

when you have a dream, usually involving someone you know, and something maybe a little romantic goes on, and you develop a confused crush for them (like a "maybe i had this dream because i like them" crush). probably most common with pre-teen girls.

A: dude!!! i had this dream where i kissed ___ and i don't know if i like her now or not!!
B: oh, dudeski, that's totally a dream crush. i get those almost nightly.

by royaume August 13, 2016

Necessary Crush

A necessary crush is when all your friends have crushes on other people, and you feel the need to like someone/anyone so you can be a part of it, too.

Girl 1: Oh my crush is so cute!
Girl 2: Mine too!!
Girl 3: I think I have a necessary crush because of you guys...

by ParisianLove August 10, 2016

Clam Crush

When you and your best friend have a vagina and also a crush on each other.

Steph and Jess have a Clam Crush on each other.

by ClamCrusher August 8, 2016

sibling crush

That one person that if they were your sibling, you would die of happiness.

1
•Girl: I am like- in love with Max Charles.
But like, not a romantic one.
I just want him as my brother.
•Boy: A sibling crush?

2
I have this mad sibling crush on Max Charles.

by Catch-My-Vibe June 27, 2016

maternal crush

When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.

"I might have a maternal crush on you."

by Chickenrubber June 4, 2016

Pickle Crushing

The process of stepping on a male's cock until the ejaculated.

Fred: I can't to go pickle crushing with Thomas tonight.

Joe: Ready to go pickle crushing?

by Notgayjustcurious June 1, 2016