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Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023
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Reverse Capri Sun

During anal sex you allow yourself to urinate to regain erection and the anal hole drinks the urine.
When I went to my neighbor's and his wife was home alone she asked me if I wanted a Capri Sun I declined and offered her a Reverse Capri Sun instead.
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Reverse Capri Sun

When you are having anal sex with somebody and urinate inside to regain erection and their body consumes the urine .
Took the local bar maid home and Offered her a Reverse Capri Sun...
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Heapy Caprice

Any old hand me down first car that is barely running that gets you and your crew off the bus and out in thenworld. Aka a bucket.
Jason scooped us up in the heapy Caprice and we rolled into the party.
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Vincent Caprisun

This little Schamp is awesomly retarded with his favorite solgan being im slow
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Ultimate Capriccio

When a girl is sucking your dick with the balls in her mouth and licking your asshole, all at the same time
Last night I hooked up with this Dirty Mouth and she gave me an Ultimate Capriccio
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oh crap

When your mom is around and you don’t want to say “oh shit
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