Closed Circuit 

A group of guys with their penises in each other's assholes in such a way that the last man's penis is in the first man's asshole, creating a ring.

Guy 1: Hey man me and some friends are getting together this weekend for a closed circuit. You in?
Guy 2: Yeah man I'm free on Sunday!

Closed Circuit by Tanzania fire ant November 20, 2015

closet cowboy 

You're afraid of admitting to rooting for the Dallas Cowboys. So, you go overboard pretending to root for another team.

Guy at the bar, says go Tampa Bay!! But, talking Cowboys for 5 minutes prior. I say, wow what a closet cowboy!

closet cowboy by Kewihe March 14, 2016

Closet Hoe 

Someone who acts like they’re innocent and just your mans friend but down to fuck him the first chance they get behind your back.

Tiffany was my friend till I found out she a closet hoe.

Closet Hoe by Iseeyoubiatch May 8, 2018

Closet 

Where 7 minutes in heaven happen

Me and Cindy had 7 minutes in heaven in that closet last night

Closet by Dubiks March 23, 2019

Closet Monster 

A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.

When doin drugs, be weary of Closet Monsters?

Closet Monster by Amy Jae August 25, 2019

Closet Fatass 

When you eat a ton of food but you're still skinny.

"That guy eats a shit ton of food on the daily, but he still manages to maintain a weight of 70kg. He's a closet fatass"

Closet Fatass by Guacamole Nigga Penis555 October 6, 2020

Eye Closer 

A novel concept developed by Akash and Ilya.
The word refers to drinking prior to going to sleep.

It exempts you from being labeled as an alcoholic due to the current CAGE criteria:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - do you have the need for an eye opener?

You ready for our eye closer?

Eye Closer by gman12458811 November 17, 2010