Chris Thring 

To be a badass, hardcore, sociopathic drug lord

Man that motherfucker is such a Chris Thring

Chris Thring by Paparockeye January 11, 2015

Chris Brown yo ass 

Beat your ass, he beat Rhianna so he's a woman beater.

Come over here or I'll Chris Brown yo ass HOE!

Chris Brown yo ass by Ally Cat <3 March 29, 2016

Chris Batten 

The bassist/backing vocals of Enter Shikari and a complete sex bomb. Probably spends his spare time shagging Rou Reynolds in a minorly kinky fashion. "Is this a three-way? It can't be done!" "Go do some fuckin' work Keef."

Friend: Chris Batten touched me.
Me: *dies*
Enter Shikari Batty C Rob Rolfe Rou Reynolds Roughton Reynolds god

Chris Batten by Privatecocky July 9, 2016

chris pound 

Bad ass tattoo artist,..... Local celebrity to the Rochester New York area,......award winning artist with a great reputation nationally

Chris Pound is a great artist.

chris pound by 666pound666 December 16, 2016

Chris Treadwell 

A Chris Treadwell is typically a person who likes to microwave cell phones, lick electric fences, and create elaborate stories the he cant keep track of. A Chris Treadwell will usually have one or two estranged kids wondering around somewhere with no knowledge to that person. A Chris Treadwell will also dedicate one or two good days at the gym and see instant results in his body's transformation. With his astounding lack of head hair he makes up with it in body hair.

Hey! Don't touch that hot stove! You're being a real Chris Treadwell right now.

Chris Treadwell by Jimmy818181 February 14, 2017

chris vega 

a person with a dark past
yet has beautiful heart

girlfriend material ..100%
she thick and sexy

got an ass

just an awesome person who would date an asshole like herself XD loving person but so bitchy and loyal
super fun and such an adorable tomboy
trustworthy and freaky
crazy freaky in bed <3

yo i wish i had me a girl like chris vega

chris vega by aye.9903619 March 7, 2017

chris syndrome 

when your name is chris and your IQ is lower 20

my classmate has chris syndrome as he never past any test or exam

chris syndrome by Well a dumb dude on this web May 19, 2017