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sperm chode

A person who is defined close to a chode or even a cuck.
Bro 1: dude don't take my 5K

Bro 2: sorry already did
Bro 1: suck my cock sperm chode
mugGet the sperm chodemug.

Chode

Melania puts up with his chode because he's got lots of money.
Trump slapped a 50% tariff on Botswana for them making fun of his chode.
Trump's chode overpowered Biden's old milgate winky in the debate.
by An old fart May 22, 2025
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Chode Butter

Used to describe the diary derived spreadable fat compound found within most refrigerators. In the Midwest and East coast it is more commonly shaped into thin and long stick that measures to a half cup when liquified. Chode butter is found from the Rocky Mountains to the west coast. Unlike its midwestern counterpart, the shape of Chode Butter is unique because it is shorter and thicker while retaining the same half cup measurement. While locally they are known as “stubbies”, Chode butter is used the term by eastern transplants and objectively the better term.

(Pronounced: Ch-oh-d But-er) (Noun) (origin: English-midwestern USA transplant).
Person A (midwestern) : Hey I’m about to do some baking do you have any sticks of butter?

Person B (Pacific Northwestern): “no but we have this” *presents Chode Butter*
A: “…. wtf , your butter is weird”
B: we’re in Denver, that’s just how butter looks here, we call them stubbies.”
A: “that is Chode Butter. In Chicago we have thinner and longer sticks.”

B: “stick size doesn’t matter, besides it’s the same 1/2 cup amount and doesn’t taste different
A: “did you just make a size doesn’t matter joke about chode butter?”
B: “just use the chode butter!”

A: *uses chode butter*
by Rev. Evergreen Woods April 17, 2025
mugGet the Chode Buttermug.

Chode survey

a test which determines whether or not somebody has a chode. process includes dipping chode in acid beaker and chode-juice tasting. Very few people have been proven to have authentic chodes, and choderyite (similar 2 pyrite in gold) is a common case in people who wish they had chodes.
Do you know the results of Jacob's chode survey? Ya, they r +
by chpsadadad January 9, 2009
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Chode Chorgler

someone extremely annoying or an outright asshole. The literally meaning is someone who chorgles a chode, or makes the sound of deepthroating a small but thick penis.
Damn, that dude is an asshole. He's such a fucking chode chorgler.
by Darth Chubbz August 8, 2017
mugGet the Chode Chorglermug.

cheugy chode

an very obvious Cheugy who is being a chode (read: annoying person)
Kyle was being such a cheugy chode I had to cancel him out of my life.
by darwin626 January 3, 2022
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chode-like

Something having the characteristics, or appearance of, a chode.
I was out last night and saw this guy who was quite chode-like.
by AlecDA April 12, 2019
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