Canadian Bagpipes

When a girl takes your balls under her armpits while she's wearing black-face and apologising like Justin Trudeau.
My girl played the Canadian Bagpipes last night, I could've drowned out a trucker protest.
by Crazy Stupid Cool Guy Loser April 28, 2024
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Canadian finger blaster

when you go to tim hortons and order a extra large black coffee, pour the hot coffe into your girlfreinds vagina then fill the empty cup with moose shit and freeze it, then shove the Canadian finger blaster filled with frozen moose shit up your girfreinds asshole
man that canadian finger blaster made my girlfreind squirt last night
by aheadbyacentury October 25, 2018
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Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.
It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.
by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023
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Canadian Rugrat

A Canadian Rugrat is when you get a girl to wear a diaper and you take a shit in it and have her roll around like a baby.
Jenny was being a real bitch so I gave her a Canadian Rugrat.
by Dr. Rubert October 19, 2020
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Canadian Myst

The art of performing a Canadian Myst. Is giving yourself a maple syrup enema and then proceeding to crop dust it onto someone's face.
She surprised him with a Canadian Myst while 69'ing with him last night.
by Crank fucker June 18, 2021
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Canadian Polar Bear Dipping

To fuck polar bear poo because its warm and safer than trying to fuck a bear
"Yo bro I just tried Canadian Polar Bear Dipping yesterday"
"Those who know bro"
by ManSquintingAtASheetOfPaper January 14, 2025
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Canadian Lumba Ratus

The Canadian Lumba Ratus is a slang word in the east of Canada regarding a hill billy who has a disliking to showers and the washing of clothing. They’re people who are unclean and known for rudeness.
Ryan: I’m a grown man and I have the rights to not shower or wash my clothing. I don’t need anyone else’s opinions!

Jax: Alright you Canadian Lumba Ratus…
by The Amazing Brooke November 20, 2022
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