Help me if you can

I don’t understand this life and am confused. I need a woman and have a family with her.

Help me if you can I’m losing hope. Can’t just carry on this way.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021

CAN YOU KILL ME

NO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER GOD >:c

Person 1- Can you kill me
Person 2- Yes
Person 3- NO >:c

by A v e r y °-° February 3, 2021

Which seat can I take?

When one is faced with a situation with two equally difficult choices.

If I take the back seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the front seat. If I sit in the front seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the back seat. Which seat can I take?

by N A Q April 4, 2011

ayo can i get a bean

ayo can i get a bean

“ayo can i get a bean?”
“no”

by cheeseandcrackers February 10, 2021

I can make a guitar sing

Talking anybody into anything.

"It's a metaphor. If I can make a guitar sing, I can make you do anything."

by JormanThoad August 21, 2018

can i get a rip in the chat

one who is roasted and or toasted in a group of multiple people.

Can I get a rip in the chat for my boi jake Paul

by Sfggghjjiiiiii August 29, 2017

Kicking a can down Union Street

When a girl is so loose, your cock doesn't touch the insides of her pussy.

Union Street - Long, steep, wide, downhill street in the centre of Aberdeen, Scotland.

"Get any poon last night then?"
"Yeah, but it was shite. Like kicking a can down Union Street"

by Mikey Boy, ken February 11, 2007