Beach whale

A phat ass bitch, can be seen at McDonald’s 7 times a day, when you see the bitch you will not mistake her for anything but a whale.

I was tryna go to McDonald’s and that damn beach whale in front of me ordered a Big Mac and a 50 piece McNugget. Had to wait a hour and a fuckin half on the bitch.

by Micro Cock Caso July 9, 2021

Beach whistle

The discarded portion from a tampon aka applicator

While picking up trash at the beach billy bob found what he described as beach whistles

by Kraft deaner July 13, 2021

beached driftwood

When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.

I just had a huge dump, but I got some beached driftwood during it so im gonna go take a shower.

by Sum dude 42069 July 27, 2021

beach video

A video of two homos at the beach holding hands Execpt it didnt actually ever exist and fltwt somehow still fall for it everytime its mentioned.

beach video anon: hey so i saw ranboo and tubbo on the beach holding hands but-
the whole of fltwt: HOOLY SHITT!!!!!!

by fruityduotruther August 4, 2021

Beachtard

The kid with the water gun at the beach who thinks it’s cool to spray random people.

Let’s teach the beachtard a lesson! *beats the everliving shit out of him*

by susmanThatssus August 7, 2021

beachycharvls

beachycharvls is super hot she loves her fans and is swaggier than all of you

beachycharvls is so much hotter than you

by ur bestay October 27, 2021

Beach

Well it's a beautiful land near the adventurous ocean
Or it may be a swear word but then you just say "Beach" so that it won't get tagged out

You: Mom? Can we go to that new beach that opened?
Mom: Maybe later honey!

Your friend: Hey do you want to go to that new arcade?
You: Later, I'm having an argument with this Beach

by itstay September 7, 2021