You're walking through the mall with your budd and your girl.
You want to point them out to your friend without your girl getting
mad.
Well good
thing hot chicks always travel with a fat ugly one.
You; look at that beauta-butt
(Your girl instantly turns around)
Friend; she is repulsive.
You; yeah she is, DAMN
Friend; she is so fat.
You; look at the size of that ass on her.
While still enjoying the view.
Your girl has no idea you're
talking about the hot one with the nice titts and ass. She doesn'
t get
mad or think a thing.
Kind of a reverse phycology type of thing.
It really works. Been doing it for years.