by Kirbturd October 18, 2023
Get the Mike longmug. Name of your only gay friend.
Mike is your buddy who you first lost your virgingin to. He would say “are you ready?” And you would say “eye eye captain!” You would proceed to have hours of glorious gay annal session. Just one. Not sessions. Just session. Mike is the type of person to shat out a huge juicy lil skarr and squirt chunky yet somehow still very very liquidy diarrhea. He moans into your pillow and doesn’t clean up the diarrhea mess.
Mike is your buddy who you first lost your virgingin to. He would say “are you ready?” And you would say “eye eye captain!” You would proceed to have hours of glorious gay annal session. Just one. Not sessions. Just session. Mike is the type of person to shat out a huge juicy lil skarr and squirt chunky yet somehow still very very liquidy diarrhea. He moans into your pillow and doesn’t clean up the diarrhea mess.
by Logan hugil March 21, 2025
Get the Mikemug. A phrase used during the Jan 6 attack on the Capitol which was either a genuine threat, or as the Republican Party has argued “legitimate political discourse”. Former President Trump said “it’s just an expression”. Try it next time your team loses a game or you stub your toe.
by Giant Choad February 7, 2022
Get the Kill Mike Pencemug. best friends youll ever meet in your lifes theyll always be here for you and always have your back, they can be scary but nice sometimes, mike really scares me, eli is a lucky charm, marshy is sooo funny and always makes me laugh >:).hope yall have a great nights,days,years!!!!
by lolitslux July 5, 2022
Get the eli and marshy and mikemug. The act of needlessly rejecting or going against a popular idea and instead saying something ridiculous to be controversial for the sake of it.
"We all agreed Salah is way better than Martial and he said it's the opposite"
"He's Miking it again"
"He's Miking it again"
by aam786415 February 13, 2021
Get the Mikingmug. Mike Denver overwhelming handsome and at the same time have a sense of humor and his voice makes you melt he has a face of an angel, He will make you laugh wen you're in hard times keep him cuz he deserves everything
by bvnnyverse07 May 13, 2022
Get the Mike Denvermug. by Miller96 September 24, 2020
Get the Mikingmug.