After-wood

Lasting results after an especially good genital mashing

I still can't go back into public yet, I've still got after-wood

by Aroughvasectomy May 8, 2018

after-sound

the sound after a sound

the after-sound sounded like the wind

by bobsburgers45 March 3, 2018

After tart fart

The fart that you hold on to when you’re spending time with a lady, and proceed to release once time spent together ceases.

Hey boys, I just left Simones house and did the BIGGEST after tart fart!!

by Conrad Servative May 14, 2018

aftergag

The second gag in sequence when you inhale a whiff of something so foul that you gag once while whiffing, and then a second time after whiffing

Bro that chicken breast smelled so bad it gave me an aftergag

by Billy of the Unicorns May 22, 2018

afterflush

Shit left over in a toilet bowl even if you did flush.

I went to take a piss and saw Richie's afterflush and was grossed out.

by deejay2018 May 24, 2018

afterschool cheese snack

A piece of Kraft Singles on a papwr plate, microwaved for 30 seconds and eaten like a pancake.

"Wanna have an afterschool cheese snack? I can get the cheese."

by DefineSomeStuff May 28, 2018

After gone

After completion of drinking a bitter or sour ale.

That beer had a bad after gone.

by Chuckswords May 31, 2018