Tard

A more polite way of saying retard.

1. Dave is licking the window again he's such a Tard.

2. No the Eiffel Tower is not located in Blackpool you Tard

by Hancri August 17, 2014

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Soy Tard

Defines a man who is considered to be the peek of human perfection. A Soy Tard is often a very handsome man, commonly being hit on by women. They are kind, trustworthy loyal people.

Saki: Raph is such a Soy Tard.

Raph: Aww, thanks Saki.

by FireNova June 3, 2021

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Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised

Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.

by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021

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Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.

Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.

by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025

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An individual who relies on corn for primary vegetable intake. More often these individuals are obese Caucasians, reining from the Midwest, who prefer shopping at Wal-Mart while wearing crocs, or toe exposing sandles.

Expand your diet, you're turning into an American corn-tard.

by Cornsonthehouse June 27, 2025

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