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Texas school shooting

Incredibly good oral sex, that results in a bunch of kids getting shot on her face when she blows you away.
Boys guess what happened last night. Jordan gave me the best head, Texas School Shooting style
by deemeechee1991 November 11, 2023
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School

SEVEN
CRAPPY
HOURS
OF
OUR
LIFES
Genesis: oh hey your aunt told me you are going to send your baby cousin to... PRISON ??
Me: oh she just meant school he is starting school soon
Genesis": oh that's so much worse
by iLIKEtoMAKErealisticDefinition November 5, 2020
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school

a really shitty place where the food sucks and the only fun part is recess
hey do you like school i think its shitty
by u know u hate school January 19, 2022
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Sabino High School

known as snobino in Tucson, this school is well known for their conservative views and white supremacy on their campus ! ran by rich snobby white kids who have nothing better to do than complain about politics.
Man I should’ve switched out of Sabino High School when i had the chance. I’m tired of them making fun of my shoes !
by therealdenji November 4, 2021
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Baylor Law School

Where Christian fundamentalists go to law school to learn how to deprive rights, persecute others, coerce contracts, file frivolous suits, impose harsh sentences, and scam the courts in the name of so-called "religious freedom" in secret boot camps that other law students don't know about.
Jew:" He's actually arguing that he his religious freedom gives him the right to harass and kill Jews and gays!"

Gay: Oh my, he must have gone to Baylor Law School. God speed!

The Baylor Law School prosecutor said "sign here and confess, right now, or else they're gonna impose serious consequences and add another charge. You don't want that do you? Sign here."

The Baylor Law School Judge's ruling was: "Because the defendant was smoking a fag in a school zone, we're imposing the maximum sentence of 20 years to send a clear message to the public that "smoking fags" on school premises is a serious offense."

I wish I could get into Baylor Law School.
by Joey2dope May 25, 2023
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dude school

A term of respect for a guy whose mere presence makes those around them feel as though they have just been schooled.
OK dude school! So, like, what's up?

That dude school just made me feel like lifting my game.
by Will C Bomb June 13, 2022
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Middle School

What many would consider "the worst years of your life", which isn't too far off if you ask me.

Middle School, also known as Junior High to some. Usually spans between 6-8th American grades, but sometimes may include 5th and/or 9th grade depending on where you live or the school you go to.

In Middle School, it is less "finding your new self", but more "growing out of your old self". If you look back at Middle School, or are still in it, it is very obvious that most people, including you, were painfully embarrassing, or what some would call "cringy". The boys there are very immature and must joke about sex 24/7, whether it is by moaning randomly in class or joking about watching pornhub. The girls are a bit better, but. Most of the girls are obsessed with social media, makeup,e-culture, and boys, or are the complete opposite and brag about how they are different from others instead.

Many people regardless of gender will go through some type of phase though, whether it is anime and k-pop, video games, or even a furry phase, of course many stay in that phase even after middle school.

If you are in Middle School, you might be offended with what I am saying, but once you leave you might find yourself agreeing.

Thankfully, I am leaving Middle School when I am writing this, but unfortunately am becoming a high school freshman...
Person 1: Hey! Remember Middle School?

Person 2: Yeah! It was definitely a bumpy ride, but I survived it.

Person 1: Same, glad it's over to be honest.
by anonymous May 11, 2021
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