Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it

Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive

by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011

dick trickle

Dick Trickle.
1:pre cum
2: race car driver
3: a horse in red dead redemption
4: a leak from not shaking well enough after a piss

J: yo i was fucking a girl and I had a bunch of dick trickle it was embarrasing" B "dude you gotta be careful"

B"yo did you piss yourself?" J"No i guess i didnt shake enough"

by Desoda December 27, 2020

dick root

The base of a penis; the area where the penis is attached to the lower pelvic region. This term originated in NSFW message boards.

Sometimes a thirst trap only shows his dick root through his boxers.

by FSRueful July 27, 2022

michaels dick

suck it or your staightphobic

suck it daddy mikey i love michaels dick

by kill palitine February 7, 2024

Don’t Dick December

Where anyone can have sex but no dick.

“Ready for tonight 😏??”
“Sorry babe it’s Don’t Dick December”

by braceface69 November 18, 2022

dick here

very versatile word depending how the person says it ,can mean 'astonishment' 'cursing' generally an OMG word
how you say it and and situation governs the word, people say dick 'ere, but more likely its dick here

dick 'ere, look whos at the door

dordy dordy the bag has split missus ,dick 'ere pick it up
sorry sir ive just hit your car, oh no, dick here, Angela he has bumped the motor

by JONTERRIES June 20, 2021

Dick promise

When a man has sex with there partner and makes a promise while being inside them

James dick promise me that he will buy me some flowers

by Exotic gay nigga June 30, 2025