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Shit Stick

When your doing your girl anally,and she shits on your dick.
Me and Girl was having so much fun last night,and she gave me a shit stick.
by Lienmek July 12, 2009
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Shit

Dam dude, that elephant shit was big.
by Babykiller9000 June 15, 2022
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Gv Shit

It means ”Goverment shit” like something is so secret that no one knows.
Hey! You heard the thing that jason did?
No man. Dont talk about that Gv shit
by EpioneX September 18, 2020
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Friend-shit

(noun): When a friendship turns toxic, awkward, or just straight-up exhausting. Could be caused by constant drama, betrayal, or that one friend who always "forgets" their wallet.
(noun): When a friendship feels more like a burden than a blessing. You stick around out of guilt, nostalgia, or habit, but deep down, you know it’s a lost cause.
(noun): That moment when a supposedly close friend completely lets you down—whether by ghosting, backstabbing, or just being a terrible friend.
Our friendship used to be great, but now it's just friend-shit.
Hanging out with Jake used to be fun, but now it's just awkward silences and forced laughs—total friend-shit.
Sarah ditched me for her new crew without a word. Guess our friendship was always just friend-shit.
by MidnightMissSuki78 March 2, 2025
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Piece of Shit

Writing paper material flushed down the toilet causing drain pipe pluggage
Homeowner:
My toilet won't flush. I think there is a blockage. Please clear the pipe.

Plumber:
The drain pipe is cleared. We found written documents that caused the blockage. Who in their right mind tries to flush paperwork down a toilet?

Homeowner:

A Piece of Shit
by ND86MBW February 18, 2022
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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
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no dickriding shit

To say that you aren't favoring the other person because you like them or you want them to like you.
ARGUING
Kenton:"That's why you stupid as fuck you even told me you got all Fs!"
Caleb: "You lying like a motherfucker, Louis did I say that?"
Louis: "No dickriding shit but I remember you sayin that."
by Juicy_Jay December 5, 2019
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