Chainsaw Shits

When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.

After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.

by Neighty1 June 28, 2019

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Shit Wreck

A turd that sticks to the toilet bowl and won’t flush.

Bob left a shit wreck in my toilet

by Dogegoldenfl November 28, 2025

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Either of two things:
1. A little piece of poo, like a dingleberry, that hangs from your ass and won't come off, no matter how many times you wipe. Usually ends up getting smudged half way up your back.

2. A little annoying kid that won't stop being annoying no matter how hard you try to stop them.

'Oh no!'

'What?'

'That little shit is now smudged half way up my back! Could you make your self useful and grab the scraper.'

by abc chicken August 10, 2025

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Shit Whistle

When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.

So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.

by TheMummyHand August 12, 2021

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