big dick energy

when someone looks or acts like they have a huge dick. often related to KPOP idol, Johnny Seo.

wow have you seen Johnny Seo? major big dick energy

by p33n3r May 31, 2019

Dick shine

When your dick touches a public toilet seat and you wash it off in the sink.

He had to dick shine after using the restroom.

by THEGREATGABOON February 23, 2025

rolled up dick

Beer gut.

syn. rolled up cock.

After she patted him on the belly, Greg replied "Careful now. That's rolled up dick."

Related: "When I'm fightin' its muscle. When I'm fuckin' its dick." Refers to beer gut.

by Memphis Pigleon August 26, 2009

Dick jerky

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.

"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"

by TehStateofZen June 11, 2022

vacation dick

A penis that is of excessive size that one would want to receive only once and a while. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge and l still cant walk right.

by Catof9Lives June 16, 2016

Dick Overdose

When youve been getting it on for over 72 hours and you start overdosing on it.
Symptoms include
-Pain, Numbess or swelling
-Psychosis
-Dickmatization

"She nearly dick overdosed on me yesterday"

by PHDInPhotography June 12, 2022

Dick Mitton

A male condom

Sorry Sally, I forgot to put my dick mitton on last night. You might want to get a pregnancy test.

by Tilt25 July 29, 2016