Your mom

This person likes your mom and isn’t afraid to hide it. 😍
In short. This person is your new father figure.
Hahhaha

Future dad: your mom
You: hi dad

by Skeletonmom goals August 17, 2024

prank your gay

Let me hit your vape

Hey man, can I prank your gay? Mines dead

by prankingbeezo August 18, 2024

So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?

The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.

The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.

by anonymous August 18, 2024

I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."

As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.

by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024

Yes we can take your rights away

And if my response is murdering kids, then what? Then they just die.

Hym "And then you pretend is WASN'T the you refusing to acknowledge my rights... Probably cry like a bitch in private or in public... And then everyone else has to play along and live in delusion it you OR ELSE they ALSO don't get rights... But that isn't going to be the TRUE DICHOTOMY because you are doing this arbitrarily... And when your kids get murdered over it you pretend it isn't happening... So 'Yes we can take your rights away' is the language of someone who wants their kids to get murdered... Do... Do you want me to do it today? Should I go for a walk?"

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024

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by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024

Give me all your Venezuelan Bolivars

Literal: Telling someone to give them all of their Venezuelan Bolivars to you.

Common Definition: Something you say to someone else (usually someone you know) after you win a bet.

Friend 1: let's play blackjack, comrade.
Friend 2: OK?
Friend 1: Loser gives 10 yuan to the winner.
Friend 2: ok bro
(Friend 2 loses)
Friend 1: Yes! Let's Go! GIVE ME ALL YOUR VENEZUELAN BOLIVARS RIGHT NOW BUDDY BOI!!!

by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024