salty toothbrush

The act of dipping your finger in semen and proceeding to brush your partners teeth with said finger.

She wouldn't shut her mouth.. So I gave her the salty toothbrush.

by fluffy finger puppet February 25, 2014

salty chris

A gay faggot with no friends

There was once a salty Chris who thought he was not gay but people thought that he was

by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018

salty chris

A gay faggot with no friends

Chris thought he had friends all of them thought he was gay and a salty chris

by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018

salty eune player

Someone that plays League of Legends, in the server EUNE, whom is usually with high ammounts of sodium chloride in their body. You can usually find them under the alias: "xXDestroyerXx", "ToxicDude99", "Dont read this" and "Just a Prank Bro".

Classic salty eune player.

by Ranheta April 30, 2017

salty hagedorne

when you tip the filter of a cigarette from a friends pack of smokes in your pee hole after you piss and put it back in their pack, the face they make when they taste the salt is called the "salty Hagedorne".

that was rude, he did not really know the guy and he gave him a salty hagedorne.

by ruby 2002 April 15, 2017

Salty Uncle

Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.

"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"

"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"

"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"

by Mangoes Since 2025 June 04, 2025

Salty ginger

When a ginger by the name of Adam loses at anything, crys and becomes surrounded in salt.

Lost again don't be such a salty ginger

by Randallmcdanetheone January 22, 2018