Dylan Crean

The state in which you realise you have fucked up

I was walking home from the shop and forgot the milk I did a real Dylan Crean

by The really really reallll G November 18, 2020

Dylan

Loves anal (receiving) and alabama hot pockets (normal or reverse).

Dylan is such a huge weirdo he's in to some nasty, kinky shit.

by MSD_001 August 23, 2019

Dylan

He tries to act smart but honestly, he’s average. He’s funny compared to an ant, but nothing compared to the average person. He has good grades yet for kindergarten classes.

“You acted like a dylan”

by You and me are family October 30, 2021

Dylan

Dylan, also known as the Blood Angel God. Dylan is the type of guy who will provide care for you whenever needed. Feeling troubled? Dylans there to talk. Even if he's not aware of the situation you will still receive his best feedback and have him listen all in. Dylan can be a passionate person when it comes to hobbies. Normally, whenever he finds something, he sticks to it and never lets go. He loves to chat about his hobbies whenever he gets the chance to do so.

"The most chillest fucking guy you'll ever get to meet." - PigeonsThinkIamGod

"Dylan is a piece of gods work." - PigeonsThinkIamGod

"You're crazy, Im crazy, we're Dylanazy."

"Hey, have you heard of Dylan? I heard he sleeps a lot. One day... Im sure he'll be a superstar, Sleeping King of the Day."

"When I saw Dylan I broke my kneecaps, I couldn't believe what I had run into. He changed my life..."

by PigeonsThinkIamGod December 1, 2021

Dylan

Always the class clown

He should shut up sometimes…but dylan is funny…

by Anabelle zarate January 11, 2022

Dylan

Dylan's usually the type of nigga to to wear purple on St. Patrick's day or the type of nigga to get a chicken and a turkey mixed up but in all seriousness most Dylans are funny and social and at the same time emo and lonely. Dylans aren't normally the most athletic people but their still popular and hilarious for their since of humor and positive attitude but what makes most Dylans emo and lonely is when their at home by themselves with no one to talk to but themselves which causes them to turn emo it gothic (I mean just think of having nothing to do over spring break or Christmas break) but other than that Dylans are mostly picky, pale, extremely skinny, a little OCD, and emotional

friend: damn Dylan back at it again with the long ass hair

Dylan: yeah bruh I'm the emos n shit now

Friend: ya don't sound like one

Dylan: true •-•

by Senpaii July 21, 2016

Dylan Bos

If you look up the word “Alpha male” in the dictionary, it would say “Dylan Bos”. Along with being polite and caring, he unlocks the full beast mode within when he takes off his top and gives you two tickets to his gun show.

He is swol, he driven, he is vascular, he has boulders for shoulders, he is smoky and will heat up any room he walks into, he is captivating and will put all women under the spell of his black magic charm with his alluring eyes and sensuous lips. He is a sculpture of masculinity. He is the undefeated true final bos that no one can defeat.

“Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?”
“Bro it ain’t chu, the Dylan Bos just walked in”

by ivecometoslay November 12, 2021