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portable woman

A woman of small stature, as defined by Theo Von.
"I like a tall woman, but I also like me a portable woman." -Theo Von
by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024
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Woman

An entitled human born with a vagina who doesn't see men as equals.
Dude 1 : " Why wont she date me, everything went well. "
Dude 2 : " She's a woman dawg, you gotta do everything she says "
Dude 1 : " Oh yea... how could I forget "
by Theyhateitbutitstrue January 31, 2023
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pretty woman

A verb. The act of trying to turn a prostitute into a proper lady and make them your girlfriend. It almost always turns out like 'Frank's pretty woman' from always Sunny though, not the movie 'Pretty Woman' starring Richard Gere.
Yo man, I tried to pretty woman this hooker. Bad idea man, bad idea.
by DickNuts the great June 27, 2022
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Woman's intuition

A woman's intuition is like a superpower that a woman is born with, and it remains with her forever. It is this little albeit powerful voice inside of her spirit. Like a good cop trying to protect her, it warns her of dangerous situations. It will likely save her life several times. A woman's intuition is a gift from God.
Keshia: You gotta hear this.
Faith: What is it?
Keshia: A few weeks ago, a guy asked me out, but I turned him down because I had an uneasy feeling about it. This morning, I was watching the news, and I saw that that same guy was arrested for assault. I'm lucky I didn't go with him.
Faith: That ain't luck, that's your woman's intuition.
by BJ Everyday September 26, 2023
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Rat Woman Yuri Law

(noun) Rat Woman Yuri Law is a set of rules written and enforced by the Rat Woman Yuri Ambassador. It applies to every Rat Woman and Rat Woman Yuri.
"Looks like the Rat Woman Yuri Law has been updated. Newest entry encourages balancing out toxic yuri with healthy yuri."
by bugcake January 4, 2025
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Career Woman Syndrome

Noun. : What a woman gets when they have emotional baggage or haven’t had luck with relationships, so they just focus on hyper independence and their careers.
Damn shawty does nothing but talk about how she is independent or her job. I think she has career woman syndrome.
by FlackoRaikiri32 September 25, 2022
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