super straight

social rejects just like the alt community

Person: im super straight

Other person: so your a social reject

Person: yes

by FACTCHECKONDRUG March 8, 2021

super straight

Transphobe

Hello i am super straight
Hello i am a transphobe

by Piscismeri March 10, 2021

Super-poop

Whether in grade school or college, having to take a dumb between classes but having five minutes or less to do so. This includes walking to/from classes, gathering belongings, and weaving through massive crowds of people.

" Damn, you got here like right as the bell rang.." "Sorry, I stopped to take a super-poop."

by Keepitgoing June 15, 2017

super dooder

amazingly awesome.

Hey that party last night was super dooder!

by yoyoyiggityyo2 February 19, 2009

Super Saltine

The act of shoving one's finger up one's own asshole following a bowel movement in order to attract excrement on said finger, and then placing this finger up another's asshole, finally spread the end product of the two assholes onto a saltine.

Dude, I just had a Super Saltine." - "No way, did you make it yourself?

by Enjoyer of the Super Saltine July 9, 2010

Super Straight

A human that identifies as straight to the point that they would never willingly have sex with the same gender. Straight men who have sex with other men due to being in prison are not super straight. A super straight person would not have sex with the same gender even if the only other living being on earth is another human of the same sex.

He was so super straight he still refused to have sex with another man even though he was sexually frustrated.

by MorbidCuteness March 13, 2021

Super vagina

A female reproductive organ will sharp fangs and poisonous mucus that is squirted at a target.

Let me see your super vagina.

by Ebola jokes are funny... LOL November 15, 2014