Sex 

Sucking a dick or pussy and putting a dick into a pussy and trying not to have any fucking kids

I had sex

Sex by Pineapples and oranges March 30, 2019

sex 

talking about your future with beloved person while holding hands and eating strawberry cheesecake.

person a: i want to have sex with you
person b: *tears of happiness*

sex by jesuschr April 15, 2019

Sex 

1. Something that you looked up on urban dictionary because you don't know that pornhub exists

2. Putting your dick into her pussy, or putting your dick into his ass, or putting your strap on dick into her pussy.

3. A math equation

Add the bed
Subtract the clothes

Divide the legs
And hope you don't multiply

"What kind of guy are you to search up sex on urban dictionary?! BITCH, JUST GO TO PORN HUB!"

Sex by 91fucking1 April 26, 2019

Sex 

1. Why
2. Did
3. You
4. Search
5. This

6. Up,
7. You
8. Nasty

Big ol' Jimmy: Hey Man, wanna play Minecraft?
Cleetus Joe: Sorry I was busy having sex. Yeah we can play.

Sex by This gurl named Vsco September 25, 2019

Sex 

Sex when you fuck some or something

Roger was having sex with his car

Sex by Shittittys October 6, 2019

Sex 

If u don’t know what sex is you should probably get off this site! And btw the stories are way better than porn.

And if u really want to know sex is a sexual intercourse where a male will insert his penis into a females vagina and will slide in and out and in and out until they have both reached and orgasm. Which is where the pleasure of the feeling just takes over their body and trust me it feels so gooood.

Sex by CR’s Sexy Stories. October 11, 2019

Sex 

Big boi intercourse

Bro I just had sex it was hot

Sex by Sexxxxy boi October 15, 2019