phone

something that takes bitches out of the world so it is homeless

That guy is using a phone

by megablast5606 November 14, 2019

Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019

Got FBI files on your phone?

When you’re gonna check ya girl’s phone and she either snatches it or begs to get it back, this is what to say.

Her: Please give me back my phone!
Him: Got FBI files on your phone?

by Veggies/ Dirt March 25, 2019

Phone

A phone is a portable cellular device capable of making a phone call or a text to another person as a means of communication.

"I'll use the phone to call Jack."

by FlappyPancake2222 April 14, 2019

Phone Coma

Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.

Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.

by Hobarto April 18, 2019

phone

Something that takes up your mind and makes you into a zombie that you never want to stop fucking playing with it so QUIT PLAYING WITH IT IT'S BULLSHIT

My mom:NO phone while eating (gets on phone and gets on FUCKING Facebook)

Me:(in mind)*fuck you*

by Ugh, I hate it all December 3, 2019

Banana phone

A thing (mainly in a shape of a banana) that women use to "pleasure" themselves when their boyfriend is sucking someone's penis in a McDonald's bathroom.

Omg I hate my boyfriend. Where my banana phone at ,Miranda?

by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019