Nobblehead

Nobblehead is often an untidy or unkempt individual who find safety in numbers, as a result they usually gather in groups or numbers of two or more and spend their life looking for reasons why somebody else is at fault for anything they have not done or not completed. When approached by others perceived to be in a more senior position they tend to move quicker than that which is normal in an attempt to either conceal the fact they are doing absolutely nothing or to appear to be moving quicker than they actually are. Nobblehead's find it difficult to stay in jobs for any length of time and usually have poorly written CV's which showing multiple roles in numerous companies, these moves are always as a result of "the management who don't have a clue"

I'm not working in their with that bunch of "Nobbleheads" or "it wasn't me, it was that Nobblehead"

by Ravey Davey Gravy March 30, 2023

Noble

A name for someone that is tall and loses to benny in arm wrestle every time
and has the worst argument skills

Alia: Hey Noble s so fine
Benny:Ew not that noble

by NobleHater March 31, 2023

Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.

Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head

by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

nobwm

nutella on bread with milk. george ray loves nobwm

can i please have some nobwm
no you unrayslay

by fkjkhbsdjeiaokpw June 4, 2023

nobut

the predicable response from that friend who knows better; that friend who always wants to own your ideas

Statement: The Advil are green. Response: Nobut I think that these Advil are blue, or maybe aqua, but they definitely aren't green.

by Shaney62 June 10, 2023

Nobbler

(Nob-bler): Someone who refuses to change their opinion when facts are presented and verified.

"Don't be such a nobbler Karen"

by Smudgegirl June 11, 2023

Nobwash

Nobwash is both a collective noun (a nobwash of tories), a proper noun ("My name? Yes. It's Nobwash) and a generally offensive term most suitable for tory lying cunts and self-satisfied tories.

Me, a tory? Of course, I've been following in my father's nobwash footsteps since I was 11, said Sextus Rees-Mogg.

When travelling anywhere outside your home, it's generally easy to spot a nobwash of tories. They smell of self-importance. Well, that smell is in fact nobwash.

"Mr Nobwash. Will you tell viewers how you voted today in the local by-election?"

"Do I need to with a name like mine?"

by Certainly not a tory June 18, 2023