Cotton Mouth

An excessive amount of sheep jizz in the mouth

Jenny sucked on billys the lambs Knob. He came and now Jenny has a cotton mouth.

by Delilah58967 December 14, 2021

mouth chimney

Blowing out the side of your mouth away from your spoon partner to make sure you are not breathing in your partners face.

1: Sheesh! Could you stop breathing all over me Darth Vader!

2: Oh, sorry! I forgot to make a mouth chimney for you! There is that better?
1: Yes, thank you.

by wurdsmyth November 16, 2009

clarry mouth

Soreness in the mouth, gums and teeth from overusing the highest registers on a clarinet with not enough rest between practice sessions. "Clarry"=clarinet.

This conductor is a sadist! I wish I didn't have so many high notes to play: I'm starting to get clarry mouth!

by pentozali May 5, 2008

Trouts mouth

When inspecting one's japs eye, sometimes it can remind one of a trout opening it's mouth, hence, trouts mouth.

My trouts mouth is burning like fuck.

by welshowen November 21, 2010

Semen Mouth

When you awake from sleeping with a cold to find that you have drooled so profusely out your mouth during the night that your spit has turned to a white crust around your mouth with bits of sticky, white, congealed spit hanging off your lips. It also describes the terrible, terrible, taste that you experience upon waking up. Deep throat bonus if you wake up with a sore throat too.

"Shit, did somebody rape me in my sleep? Wait... it's just semen mouth."

by BluEyedNerd January 8, 2012

Short Mouth

Speaking in short hand

Can't short mouth for can not

by Sola412 March 7, 2015

South Mouth

The Southern Orifice, located in the Umbral Frat Slopes of Boulder. Concocted by the unholy breed of Boulder Stoners, the South Mouth chicken wings possess the most varied and potent flavors known to mortal senses. According to the Tablets of Minionbach, The South Mouth wings possess the ability to cleanse the soul of the consumer of their sins, allowing them to cross the corrupted plains of Los Alamos, and access the portal to the Chet Pit

The Portal to the Chet Pit is within the Los Alamos labs. The only artifact that will allow you to pass through the corrupted plains, unmutated, is the Ancient Wings of South Mouth.

by Leo Henreezer August 27, 2021