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Butt on Moon

This is a theoretical sex position in which one person is clenching the handle end of a wooden spoon inside their butt and lowers the bowl end of the spoon towards another persons butt (the moon) until it lands on the butt. The bowl end of the spoon is then inserted into the butthole until both of the butts touch.

This is a reference to the 1980's British Children's TV Series "Button Moon".
"Did you hear that Sapphora did Butt on Moon with Hup and the spoon broke in half?"
"I don't believe it, Butt on Moon is strictly theoretical"
by goldencherry10 August 24, 2025
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Moon Pie

v. The act of milking a Beaver's asshole to make extract imitation vanilla.
That guy had a job giving Beaver's a moon pie.
by Mysticmarks August 15, 2022
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Moon Possum

A racial slur against foreign invaders of planet earth or aliens.
by BritishAsshole March 25, 2024
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Moons

the best nickname you'll ever hear, usually goes along with only one name, a name only the smartest are worthy of holding; which is Mounir Moons.
MOUNIR MOONS
by 123BC November 23, 2021
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@moon..likes..minecraft

A person with so many platonic husbands like its not even funny.
“Hey, did you hear about @moon..likes..Minecraft’s first husband?” “Oh god, I thought there was only one
by Tonylopezsharts is gay December 28, 2021
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Moon Gooning

gooning with your indian tribe leader in the night with your elk skull and buffalo blood (preferably on a stump) and if you do it well enough you will revive the phoenix but if you fail a session the 8 legged chinese man will come for you
im about to go moon gooning with the boys wanna come with?
by 8leggedchineseman December 17, 2023
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sang moon day

Usually a term used to describe the best day ever;
The term is usually used in professional golf tournaments

When a players posts an unbelievable round leading to a victory.
The term originated at the 2015 Barclays in Plainfield, New Jersey
Jordan Speith was having himself a sang moon day when he won the U.S Open.
by Sang moon day October 14, 2015
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