meat spoon
a spoon dull of a dull gray-ish meat-like substance. It can be found in the wilds of the cafeteria and is highly intelligent.
meat spoon by Hannah <(^^)> March 12, 2008
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meat clap
when two fat people hug, give each other a high beefy five, or try to squeeze together in a seat they know their fat asses cant fit in
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Meat Smoothie
When a man cums in a girls mouth after head, he swishes his "meat" (penis) around in her mouth while the cum is still unswallowed or not spat out in a rotational circle as the blades of a blender would do, causing a meat smoothie.
A meat smoothing is literally when you mix the smoothie (cum) with your meat (penis).
A meat smoothing is literally when you mix the smoothie (cum) with your meat (penis).
Girl: I was with my boyfriend last night and he gave me a meat smoothie. I could taste everything, it was fantastic.
Guy: I'm going to put my meat in your mouth and make a smoothie with my juices.
Guy: I'm going to put my meat in your mouth and make a smoothie with my juices.
Meat Smoothie by DeathAngel1313 July 30, 2010
meat-rack
A meat-rack is an elevated bench against a wall in a gay bar that guys sit on to display their package.
meat-rack by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021
Meat Pocket
A small, yet incredibly tasty flaky crust of a pocket, filled with a meat like substance, can be pork, beef or spam.
Meat Pocket by Simon Landau February 10, 2004
meat flaps
The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s meat flaps can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!
2.I love rolling my wife’s meat flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!
3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
2.I love rolling my wife’s meat flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!
3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
meat flaps by smartyass March 24, 2010