illuminati jerk

when you want to have a circle jerk but there’s only you and 2 other mates so you have to have a triangle shaped jerk
I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.
by briandavisbouttanut October 21, 2017
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air jerk

to pretend to jerkoff (masterbate) in the air.
by firefalcome September 06, 2023
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beef jerking

friend 1: dude, i have some great porn
friend 2: i'm already beef jerking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
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Nipple Jerk

When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.
Hey why is the father milk sour today? Because he nipple jerked on his kids.
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jerking a circle

An underground sexual activity invented by Julien Silvas. Participants hold hands in a circle, while the leader of the group strips off their clothes, stands in the middle, and screams “IM A BABY BALLERINA” maniacally while doing naked ballet and swinging their genitalia around.
“i’ll jerk your circle
go away i’m not into jerking a circle”
“IM A BABY BALLERINA AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
by pushingveronica February 07, 2019
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jerk smack

(verb) The process of ejaculation on ones face, and then proceeding to enthusiastically attack said face with palm of hand.

(verb). Smacking yo bitch after yu bust that nut on his/her face.
Bro, Becky is into some freaky shit. Last night she asked me to jerk smack her for the first time. Not gonna lie, I was into it.
by ulmus March 27, 2018
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