human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.

I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.

by itchycat123 May 6, 2018

human griddypede

A human griddypede is the act of 2 or more people joined together forced into a continuous griddy

We’re stuck doing the human griddypede!

by Gridinator December 9, 2023

human piñata

Pooping candy whilst having people hit you with Wiffle ball bats in a kickball game

Nate was a pink human piñata this week

by booze OG May 5, 2013

cards against humanity

the game that should never be played with your parents...NEVER

I just played Cards Against Humanity with my parents, it was a mistake.

by Thepenispull December 13, 2021

Human

A useless creature who is incapable of drawing circles.

That human is useless!

by LucarioAuraMaster December 14, 2018

The Human Robot

Crazy person who parties

"that girl is the human robot of the party tonight"

by yadaadddy March 7, 2010

Human

They are weird aliens from planet 482221958

“Look over there it’s a human in its unatural plastic polluted habitat

by Davecookie March 2, 2021