A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

To cling to a piece of street furniture while chundering.
Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.
See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.
Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.
See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.
by The Real FOLDOC December 22, 2024

by Butterfly garden 121 July 14, 2017

Warning: a mismatched heights hug may leave you smothered breathless by something uncomfortable like cleavage, crotch, or knees.
by SundazeChild May 27, 2013

Hugging someone tightly, while holding an entire loaf of good cheddar cheese in one hand and a regulation football in the other, preferably while overlapping wrists or forearms behind the back of the receiver.
It was so good to see him that I ran right over and gave him a long, warm, Green Bay bear hug, then let him take a big bite off my loaf before falling back and passing him the ball, in a perfect, short spiral.
by GungaDan August 26, 2022

chickens are very cute and love hugs, so lots of people stick thier cock up a hens ass and wait till it tries to shot then take your poo covered dick and stick in in a gay mans mouth
by Tube8_is_lyfe November 23, 2016

Someone who swiftly steps in between two other people who are about to embrace, so dat HE gets da hug from one of da starry-eyed squeezers instead of da hug's intended recipient.
Being a habitual hug-hijacker may indeed feel hilarious to you personally, but to avoid distressed feelings, you should always make sure dat (1) you know both people involved fairly well, and are already on hugging terms wif dem yourself, and (2) said couple presently has enough time for said horsing around, and was not simply needing to just "share a quick lovey" before rushing off in separate directions, and (3) da occasion is merely a moderately-casual encounter --- i.e., da two cuddlebugs are not in da middle of a tragedy or other stressful situation where da hug was meant for emotional comforting, moral support, etc., and thus it is not something to be made light of.
by QuacksO February 5, 2023
