A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
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Get the american horse pirates mug.The dark days aren't over, and they're not going to be without a fight. Things are going to keep getting shut down unless people wake up and fight.
The dark horse days are not something people get to forget yet, since they are not over yet, as people are told they are in some countries.
by Solid Mantis January 4, 2021
Get the Dark horse days mug.Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.
Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?
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