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half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.
I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.

Half-flu 

Carl is working from home today as he has half-flu
Half-flu by efsquared May 7, 2019

Half-sender

Aiden Kingsley is half-sender he did not full send all day
Half-sender by Thechow024 May 18, 2019

half full or half empty

It will always be more than the other.
Person 1: Hey, My glass is half full!
Person 2: No, its half empty!
Person 3: It is half full or half empty?
"Ohh its ok im only a half grub"
Half Grub by Nangg May 22, 2019

Half-ass connection 

when a person in a relation half asses with the other. that person may act like they are interested but in all actuality only want them for sex, vulnerability, money, or to show off but when they don’t get their way there true colors show.
I’m so fucking tired of this half-ass connection with him.

I put in all this effort, attention, and patience just to have a half-ass connection with this nigga, fuck off.