Dick Cheney

An evil little man who really pissed off Bram Stoker in about 1870. Was the American "vice"-president until the dark side spit him out in late 2008. Now his whereabouts are unknown, but experts believe they may have found one of his numerous horcruxes in a small town in Texas.

Dr. Van Helsing: How did you sneak into the White House, you creepy old racist?

Dick Cheney: Heh heh, I flew in through the window...

Harry Potter: Aaaah! Stab the diary!

by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009

Dick eater

Philly slang for a person who always has something to say about someone. Someone who is always on a persons top/ a person who copy cats others.

Damn you really dick eater.

You be so hype....always the first one to dick eat off my bro.

by 111Anonymous 111 July 16, 2019

Dick Cheney

A man who absorbs light and then takes a dark dump on America

Bobby: don't get to close to Dick Cheney.

Fred: why?

Bobby: he will suck the life out of you!

by CHOWnoobCHOW April 20, 2009

Dick Cheney

Verb. The act of shooting someone square in the face with a shotgun.

"We were playing CS and Dan came around the corner right into my sights, so I Dick Cheney'd him."

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Smurf Dick

The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.

Yo, I thought that girl I stuffed was gonna have pizza dough puss but she gave me smurf dick.

by Original King Kobra January 10, 2006

Moby's Dick

When masturbating so hard your dick turns various shades of light to dark grey, blue and black.

"Dude, My penis got amputated yesterday because I had Moby's Dick."

by FlipSpiceland December 4, 2012

balloon dick

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.

I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.

by Alex Stockwell November 5, 2006