Band-dangler

When someone gives you a shred of hope when in actuality there is none i.e. when the band-aid is dangling on the last, most painful hair and needs to be ripped off. Can be used as a noun or adjective.

She's band-dangling the shit out of me. I wish the band-dangler would just rip it off and get it over with.

by NAGEM1234 February 18, 2015

Loaded Dangler

The feeling of a piece of poop shooting out of your intestines and into your rectum.

My turd was so big that I had a Loaded Dangler.

by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

douche diggler

Someone who is acting like an ass-fisted vagina!!!

Stop acting like a Douche Diggler Bruce! Geeze!!!

by Dd43 May 16, 2016

Doodle dangler

The term for someone who lost their virginity to a prostitute

Dude James is a doodle dangler !
No way !

by Lukasio March 3, 2017

Discount Diggle

A small, inefficient penis

I'm not sure where we sit between her grabbing your discount diggle and male sexual harassment.

by niatox October 21, 2017

No Dangles

The explicit statement of disgust after someone leaves you dangling

Grayson shouted “No Dangles” after Josh’s poor shot left much to be desired

by Lomeana May 29, 2018

Higgle Diggle

A person who is kind of dumb or stupid.

Your such a higgle diggle

by BiggieBackPackBoi November 19, 2018