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Twat Corn

The glob of white goop that sometimes develops on the penis during vaginal sex.
I was boning your mom last night and there was some serious twat corn popping.
by Zombie Messiah September 26, 2008
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Hot Corn!

What you say after you interrupt the president's speech to a joint session of Congress with "you lie!" and you thought all your jackass buddies were going to say it with you but you were the only one.
"Ohhh HOT CORN! People are going to remember this!"
by Joe Wilson Outstanding September 23, 2009
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The corn on the cob

A sexual act where one feeds a woman corn every hour for an entire day. The following morning he shoves his cock in her ass and pulls it out. He then proceeds to have her eat the corn off his cock.
That Bitch kept complaining she was hungry so I gave the bitch the corn on the cob.
by Droseph81 September 15, 2018
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slow-cooked corn chili

It's when you take a shit and find whole bits of corn staring back at you. An especially chuncky turd filled with corn -- in theory, slow-cooked XXX chili could be replaced where XXX = peanuts, twizzlers, peas, etc.
After drinking 13 PBR's, I tried pushing a fart out but instead got a load of slow-cooked corn chili in my underwear.
by donkeykongdick January 9, 2008
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San Francisco Corn Waffle

If Boris Becker and Roger Federer got in a fight. A possible outcome could be a San Francisco Corn Waffle.
by Kid Lightning March 17, 2009
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Cootie Corn

Left over corn on the cob? No problem. Insert it into your partner's vagina and you have yourself some cootie corn.
Chris: Should we throw out the left over corn?
Stacy: I have a better idea...
Chris: Cootie Corn? :)
by mrserat March 25, 2008
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candy corn

The reason why it tastes like shit is because the candy that's left over is recycled for next Halloween. Hell, they even take the uneaten candy corn from the trash and wipe off the spit and crap.
I tried the candy corn at the party, and I puked up blood because it had expired to the point where the bacteria on it evolved into flesh-eating pathogens.
by sarcastic November 3, 2003
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