Chode Mode

A sexual act where 5 wide males whip out their small penises and take the middle school lunch lady and go and serve them some creamy mac and cheese.

My wife came home last night late from the school. Hoping the chode mode went smoothly!

by chodiebrodie January 16, 2023

You Suck Chodes

What you say to your lame uncle

Suk: “You suck CHODES, Uncle Dylan!”

by Uncle Dylan September 25, 2025

Over-Chode

Not as short, but just as thick.

Nifty loves to play with his over-chode all day long pretending its a great big schlong.

by No Cure for Stupid People January 7, 2023

Chode

One who believes they are in a position of relative importance, but in all actuality nobody gives a shit about what they do. Taking all day to accomplish the simplest of tasks on a special Olympic level, a chode makes simple conversations and quick stories last for what seems like hours. Simple logistics are made complicated by setting aside all rational thinking. A chode will spend hours chatting up the opposite sex to make one’s self appear to be respected and appreciated. A vast array of prescription medications is taken by a chode multiple times a day sometimes in manners straying from the prescribed method resulting in a foggy sense of awareness.

Look at that Chode in that red shirt talking to that firewatch. What a Chode!!

by Glitterdragon420 September 18, 2020

chode miester

Someone who has a chode and embraces it, e.g Harri Meskanen

Harri is such a chode miester.

by Chode mark 5 August 7, 2016

Chiko chode

A really small kid from new Zealand

Dude he looks like a Chiko chode

by Dr P phile October 27, 2019

Sigma Chode

Sigma Chode: A chode that is insignificantly puny, so the possessor has no excessive need for validation.

Beta: Hey, Sigma, your Sigma Chode is showing out of your trousers.
Sigma: *Mogs showing Sigma Chode*
Beta: Damn, I didn't know you were chill like that.
Beta: *daps up Sigma Chode*

by SigmaChode3D March 12, 2024