Chode

Jake Jordan

“Omg his dick looked like such a chode it looked like Jake Jordan”

by poopybutt4617 May 12, 2023

Chode

Any boy named hector.

Did you hear that useless kid hector has a chode?

by _.deadbitch April 14, 2021

Chode

One who believes they are in a position of relative importance, but in all actuality nobody gives a shit about what they do. Taking all day to accomplish the simplest of tasks on a special Olympic level, a chode makes simple conversations and quick stories last for what seems like hours. Simple logistics are made complicated by setting aside all rational thinking. A chode will spend hours chatting up the opposite sex to make one’s self appear to be respected and appreciated. A vast array of prescription medications is taken by a chode multiple times a day sometimes in manners straying from the prescribed method resulting in a foggy sense of awareness.

Look at that Chode in that red shirt talking to that firewatch. What a Chode!!

by Glitterdragon420 September 18, 2020

Chode

A penis so wide and short, it looks like a puffy vagina.

Thot 1: I really want to have sex with Chad.
Thot 2: Don't do it, i hear he has a chode.

by kachichael November 01, 2018

Over-Chode

Not as short, but just as thick.

Nifty loves to play with his over-chode all day long pretending its a great big schlong.

by No Cure for Stupid People January 07, 2023

Chode

Chode

FrankTheTank is an insipid chode.

by TankDestroyer June 01, 2018

chode

Small short stubby penis.

aaron showed me his dick and on god he has a chode!

by anonymous December 16, 2020