Clappy Bum

When a person farts and is sounds like someone is clapping in a fast manner

"pfffffffft"
sam: "that sounded like you we giving an applause"
leigh " I have clappy bum"

by Harleykat August 10, 2016

bum blitz

Gay anal after spicy food

gay 1- my ass hurts like hell after bum blitz last night

by memewentz May 13, 2016

Bum jam

A different way of saying diarrhoea also known as BJ.

A - what does bj mean

B- oh bum jam

by jonesG March 24, 2020

bum-scadge

The collection of debris and sweat that gathers in the rectal crease between the buttocks.

It was roasting at graft the day. I better go scrape the bum-scadge out before it cakes me kegs

Here, pet, come smell me bum-scadge

by TheTrufflingPig July 12, 2020

bum rape

To take an avalanche of abuse from your boss or other authorotire figure

I took a right bum raping

by Fred West February 23, 2005

crumb bum

a person with a particularily negative attitude; often seen in irish men who believe in karma.

My neighbor is being such a crumb bum.

by princess January 19, 2005

bum butter

The butter like substance you find between the sweaty crack of someones behind.

My new girlfriend is really hot, it's too bad about her serious bum butter problem.

by Monamourski March 2, 2008