Tractor balls 

When you drive an old tractor and is slams your balls on the seat.

Hitting a girl from the back and you slam your low hanging fruit and you get a case of tractor balls

Tractor balls by Death Machine 3000 March 27, 2023

Ligma Balls

Ligma Balls is a disease that can be contracted from big ball chickens. It only happens in the balls and can cause ball cancer, ball destruction, and cutoff to get women. The only way to cure the Ligma Balls disease, is for someone to lick the infectee's balls.

"Do you have Ligma Balls?"

Ligma Balls by DarkFeind August 18, 2023

coups de balls 

The death blow (to the balls). Similar to "coups de grace", but far worse.

It was bad enough that she cheated on me, but here comes the coups de balls.... she did it with my dad.

coups de balls by Johnathan E. Dago August 21, 2009

bush n' balls 

When the weather is so cold that your penis shrinks into your body to keep warm.

Damn man, it's bush n' balls cold out here!

bush n' balls by WhiteShrek January 21, 2010

shit ass and balls 

an exclamation that something is not pleasing and unexpected.

Jim: "Hey dude your house is on fire!"

Mark: "OH, SHIT ASS AND BALLS!"

shit ass and balls by ottomatt May 28, 2011

mental blue balls 

The very uncomfortable feeling you get when friends talk about a really good story but refuse to tell it to you. It leaves you feeling incomplete and just rotten, similar to physical blue balls.

Friend: OMG that was SO funny. Like srsly the BEST story ever i will never forget it!

You: whats the story guys?

Friend: oh no way man. theres no way we can tell the story its just too funny

You: NOW I HAVE MENTAL BLUE BALLS

mental blue balls by dufbear August 20, 2011

Holiday Blue Balls 

When you have an important and mandatory event or responsibility that stands between you and a vacation. Can be anything from a midterm the day before Thanksgiving break to babysitting right before Spring break. Usually, these things will happen at the latest possible time they can be offered. One would add "Massive" right before the term if they were being stopped from enjoying a truly epic event.

Shalmi: What're you doing for Winter break?
Jody: Chilling in South Beach, fucking hella bitches, and getting loads of guap. Gonna be sick. But I got a goddamn calc and bio midterm to knock off first. Literally, its the last day of classes.
Shalmi: Damn, n*gga, that's some serious Holiday Blue Balls right there.
Jody: Bet.

Holiday Blue Balls by HishamCame November 27, 2012