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Alaskan Fruit Ninja

The Alaskan fruit ninja is the art of shooting a load of semen into the air and then trying to cut it as many times as possible. Preferably with a katana or any samurai sword.
Jaxon and I played a round of Alaskan fruit ninja last night.
by Landyn Hill February 6, 2026
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Alaskan Match

The act of you rub your testicles on another man's chest until the friction sets your nuts on fire
"I was with a guy last night and he gave me the Alaskan Match"
by Idk38837372728292 February 14, 2026
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Alaskan Ice Fishing

When you gape an anus and pour in ice cold water and add a fish, where the other participant or participants try to fish it out with a small fishing rod with a small hook with a piece of bait then lower it into the icy depths.
I went Alaskan ice fishing with Carson yesterday.
by Jesussaintlord96 March 10, 2026
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Alaskan king crab

The Alaskan king crab is were someone take an erection snaps it in half and eats it
Hey nick I'm gonna give you the Alaskan king crab tonight
by BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH March 27, 2026
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Alaskan Bullworm

No, not the spongebob bull worm but the act of shitting in the snow with the length of at least 4 feet. Preferably in the lawn of someone you hate, or if they were born in texas.
Guy 1: WHO THE FUCK SHAT ON MY LAWN!?
Guy 2: Damn, that guy got an alaskan bullworm on his lawn
by Squashybead2217 October 13, 2025
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Alaskan worm driller

Spreading a girl's legs open, rolling your tongue into a tube with a mouth full of a liquid of your choice, and wriggling it into her lady parts. Then begin to spit the liquid into her, after which, remove your tongue. Then, use your hands to scoop out said liquid, akin to a drill miner striking oil, and feed it to the girl.
"Bro, did you see your girl at the party? Ricky was giving her the Alaskan worm driller! I wouldn't take that if I were you."
by xXAlaskanWormDrillerMasterXx October 19, 2025
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Alaskan Pipestomp

A mixture between a Alaskan Pipeline and a Waffle Stomp, in which you poop in a condom, freeze it, use it as a dildo, then stomp it all down the drain.
Jimmy: "My drain is still clogged from the Alaskan Pipestomp we did last night."

Joey: "Do another Alaskan Pipestomp to clear it."
by Our_Lord_Gary October 31, 2025
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