hop off wood

a saying used to tell someone to stop dickriding

you getting me mad tight right now hop off wood

by transgenderer July 9, 2022

Good wood

Something hard and stiff

He gave them/they/she good wood
Something hard and stiff Something long like pinochoccos nose

by Acoustic legand 2 January 5, 2024

The ant in the woods

Opposite of "The Elephant in the Room."

Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).

Guy 1: Have you seen the new (insert movie here)?
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.

by Palm Knee June 7, 2025

Have ice cream in the woods

Fuck someone in the woods

Kassidy wants to have ice cream in the woods with Erik.

by Walt4872 July 27, 2021

wood

Slang term meaning the perfect size penis that's course in texture.

I need some wood.

by Danese La Johnson May 17, 2022

sid woods

Sid woods are usually a pedo or a sid woods generally likes kids and children.

Sid woods is a nonce

by Hayden Jones July 2, 2021

French Woods

When you are surrounded by french guys who all wanna give u a piece of that d***

I was part of an orgy and found myself in French Woods

by French Wood enthusiast November 21, 2018